What I was hoping for was this:

That would be nice, wouldn't it? To have a blog that you have to be a genius to appreciate? Ego stroking - yeah.
Of course, what I actually got was this:

Hmm. Should I be disappointed? Insulted?
Should I up the difficulty of my verbiage? Reduce amicability toward the puerile? Aim for more esoteric and enigmatic synthesis and structuring within my circumlocutory sentiments, expressed herein?
Nah. Let the 3rd graders come and weigh in, if their moms let them.